Oh La Tequila

Lanky, lanky. Kinda cranky. Want a spanky? No, no thank ye.
Suit yourself. You're wasting your time. What can't be fixed with tequila and lime?
I'll take one for you and maybe one more. Do you feel better my silly little bore?
OK, one more. I think this will help. Little Miss Slinky, just let out your yelp.
Good god this tequila is love for the soul! Taste it - you'll like it you blind, blind mole.
So I guess you're not thirsty; can't let it waste. I guess I'll just down it; Oh that nice taste!
Someone just shoot me. Will you be my new friend? Tell her she's crazy and bring me an end.